Let me just begin by saying this should be the end because what follows will insult your well-developed abilities to look at words and enjoy pretending to know what they mean (some people refer to this as "reading" or "showing off how smart they are").
Simply put, this crusty pile of word bile is not worth looking at because I have nothing for you to look at. I swear this on the made up words I think I am typing right now. But I am determined to attempt to fill this page with pre-selected words since you paid to be here (you DID send $49.99 to my PayPal account, correct?)
I've never had this problem before for this long...Maybe I used up all the words. Maybe I am lazy and Pop Up Video is on. But most likely my word bowels are backed up by my brain cheese. As I'm sitting here shoving Senokots in my ears, I am reminded of a brilliantly talented author who in the real world was a community college English teacher tell me that when you have nothing to write, or to use the term he invented during a book signing in his mind "writer's block, you should just kick that block right in the taint and just write, Write, WRITE!
What a cuntard. I kicked his taint instead.
But maybe I should try his advice...oh wait that's what I've been doing so far. FUCK! Triple roundhouse drop-kick!!!
So frustrating.
Anyhoohaadoodahh, maybe it's time to just quit, and sell this so-called bloggity blog blog on eBay or feed it to a breeder pig.
Oh by the way, if you were lucky enough to read this instead of watching the EURO 2012, you're welcome.
