DON'T eat foods that put a scary Sasquatch Grendel--that although is well-groomed--who wants to chew your face off on the packaging. If you do, you will shit a rusty 1979 Ford F-150 and be forced to live in Canada.
DO eat foods that put googly goo-goo eyes on the packaging! If you do, you will find more joy in life and friends will use words like "zany" and "krazy" to describe you. You will also be able to defeat a Sasquatch Grendel with your dulcet tones of magical laughter.
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